A Tale of Two CitiesToday’s Roundup: Paris and Perez

Category:Paris Hilton -- On June 23rd, 2007 at 2:45 AM

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Today NBC declared that the supposed $1 million dollar deal given to Paris for dishing exclusively to Meredith Viera was BUNK! NBC said the true offer was somewhere near ten times less than that. Officially, no deal has been cut at all yet.

Meanwhile, rumor is that Paris offered a sit down to Barbara Walters, who politely declined. Maybe she’s a little miffed that Paris approached Viera first…or maybe she just wants Paris to reimburse the collect call she made to her last week!

In other news, mommy and daddy moneybags….I mean Mr. and Mrs. Hilton…. Have said that there will be no huge shindig for Paris upon her release next Tuesday from an LA County jail. Instead, the family is going to get together and let Paris slowly decompress.

In other Perez news, the popular celebrity blog site PerezHilton.com has become a sort of celebrity in itself. The owner is set to appear on The View with Barbara Walters sometime this month and has made some news of its own. Yesterday, the site was pulled off the internet for a couple hours due to supposed copyright infringement! The owner quickly switched internet providers and was back up within hours, citing “technical difficulties.”

There’s nothing like Paris (Perez) in the summer!

That Would Be Some FUG babies!Jack Osbourne and Paris did it…Ew.

Category:Jack Osbourne Paris Hilton -- On June 22nd, 2007 at 3:07 AM

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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne apparently accidentally ousted Jack’s little rendezvous with Paris Hilton to a Sun reporter late yesterday. The couple was at an event at Wembley Arena when Ozzy let on that the diva had been a regular visitor to the family’s mansion (featured on MTV a couple seasons ago). Sharon then accidentally spilled the gossip when she let on that Paris wasn’t there visiting either of the couples daughters, but was rather hitting the sheers with their son, Jack. Sharon let on about the “relationship” by stumbling over her words, not doing a very good job of covering for the overgrown teens.

In their interview, the Osbournes also revealed that they’d recently sold their LA mansion to possibly pregnant pop star Christina Aguilera. The mansion, made famous by MTV, had recently become a target of all kinds of snoops, paparazzi and fans. The constant attention was too much for the couple. They also wanted to downsize their home because the children have all moved out. Since rumors are flying that Xtina and hubby are going to announce their baby expectations any day now, it goes without saying that the mansion will probably make a nice cradle for a whole new family of celebs.

Paris, meanwhile, is scheduled to get out of prison next week, and has inked a $1 million dollar deal to appear on the Today Show with Meredith Viera! It was said that Paris specifically agreed to talk to Meredith only. Perhaps she had a problem with Matt Bauer’s recent Halloween costume…

Let’s just hope she’s not heading to Jacks house when she does finally get out!

POP PRINCESS ROUND UP!

Category:Britney Spears Christian Aguilera -- On June 21st, 2007 at 2:29 AM

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First up today we have…you knew it… BRITNEY! Brit was observed drinking the drink of choice for Southern strippers: Jack and Coke…all that money and not a Grey Goose in sight!

A source from the bar that Brit was supposedly at mentioned that she had ordered two Jack and Cokes and one orange Martini, but did not seem to be affected or drunk at all. (That’s because all that drinking builds up a great tolerance! Ask any sorority girl!)

So if the Brit was drinking, and wasn’t making a sorry attempt to hide it (::cough cough:: Lindsay Lohan), than why did she spend all that time at Promises Rehab Center?

Rumor has it that Brit actually checked into Promises in an attempt to deal with Post- Partum Depression, not drug or alcohol problems. In fact, sources say that Brit was pretty clean when she arrived at Promises…

Britney Spears

Well, Xtina, better watch out then! Yup, that’s right- looks like Christian Aguilera is the next pop princess to become a MILF… Page Six says that Christina is indeed pregnant and about to announce it officially any day now. The chatter heated up when Xtina was seen leaving Cedars-Sinai in LA, and then, later in the week, caught outside of another medical facility in New York. Supposedly she’s due around December/January. Father and sperm donor would probably be husband Jordan Bratman.

Better buy some stock in PPD meds!

Christian Aguilera

Katie Holmes Looking Hot, Normal and NOT PREGNANT!

Category:Katie Holmes -- On June 20th, 2007 at 4:28 AM

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Early Monday, British sources the Sun and Daily Mail reported rumors that Katie Holmes was pregnant with baby #2 for her and couch-jumping husband Tom Cruise. The papers cited photos of Katie leaving a Madrid restaurant with a rounded middle, and even quoted secret sources. TomKat had been in Madrid cheering on Beckham’s team as they took the Liga championships. That night, despite her supposed condition, Katie partied until 5a.m. with hubby and the Beckhams.

Later today, though, Katie debuted in this hot swimsuit on a beach in France, looking quite leggy, thin and not pregnant. Shown here, Katie romps on the beach just like any normal mum, obviously enjoying baby Suri, and showing no signs of pregnancy.

Katie and Tom are reportedly in France for the wedding of fellow scientologists, where Tom, who is stationed at one of the highest levels of scientology, may act as the ceremony’s minister, instead of a guest.

Meanwhile, Katie had made it no secret that she’d eventually like a little brother or sister for Suri. Back to the baby watch.

Birthing Like Bunnies in Hollywood!

Category:Holly Madison Hollywood Birthing Hugh Hefner Julia Roberts Keri Russell -- On June 18th, 2007 at 11:34 PM

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Apparently popping out a baby is the thing to do this week!

First we have Julia Roberts and hubby Danny Moder, who finally welcomed Henry Daniel Moder on Monday, joining older toddlers Phinnaeus and Hazel. The rest of the Moder/Roberts household are confused about the relatively normal name. Henry is so, so…not celebrity. How is poor Henry ever going to get along with Apple, Jade and Rumer? Meanwhile, Julia is just happy to have borne one child instead of the double whammy she had to endure last time.

Meanwhile Keri Russell and her husband Shane Dreary also had a boy sometime last week. The couple, who tend to keep out of the spotlight, named the kid River, apparently a little too young to remember what happened to the last Hollywood boy named River.

And last, but certainly the most titillating, is possible news that Hugh Hefner ie Hef’s #1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, may be making some bunnies of her own. Apparently Holly exhibited some pretty odd behaviors (for a Hef girl) by skipping drinks and not attending parties during a recent trip to Monaco. The blonde has been very forthcoming about her future plans for Hef, stating that she would love to marry him and bear him some mini-moguls. However, she has also said that the rest of Team Blonde, Bridget and Kendra would no longer be needed in the Hef household if that were to happen. Hef stays tight lipped about the whole scenario, already having raised a couple kids to adulthood and kicked them out of the mansion.

Visiting Day for Hilton Sisters!

Category:Paris Hilton -- On June 18th, 2007 at 4:21 AM

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Paris was relieved from the boredom of incarceration on Sunday by a visit from sister Nicky, who was able to keep her hysterics to herself this time.

Nicky’s last visit reportedly ended in a teary meltdown, as Nicky was sick with worry about Paris.

Paris is currently in the medical center of a women’s jail, where she sleeps on a regular hospital bed, has access to DVDs and TVs, and is attended by a nurse. Her medical condition is not disclosed, but it is keeping Paris from living in a cell near the rest of the inmates at the prison. Prior to her “bed rest” Paris was in a cell, then at home with an ankle bracelet.

Among other visitors today was Nicky’s boyfriend David Katzenberg and longtime Hilton family friend Julie Araskog.

Meanwhile the activist group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has written to the jailbird, asking her to campaign on behalf of producer chickens that are used for food production in the U.S.

Nicole Ritchie Refuses Alcohol- Hell Freezes Over!

Category:Nicole Richie -- On June 16th, 2007 at 11:28 PM

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Nicole Ritchie and newish beau Joel Madden cozied up Thursday night at a pool side bash for Yves St. Laurent and did something that made the tabloids check their pulse and mark their calendars: turned down alcoholic drinks! Not only that, but Nicole busted out a huge diamond rock and fed her future hubby lobster and lamb. He in turn kept her close by all night and whispered sweetly to her. Spies on the inside say that these questions ranged from “Are you doing ok?” to “How are you feeling?” Could these possible be the question of a doting father-to- be? And does the rock on her hand mean that a shotgun wedding is in the works? Only time will tell!

Pregnancy rumors have been circulating for a week now. Nicole was photographed showing a bit of tummy, but others wondered if this was just the distended belly of a starving girl. Of course, considering Nicole weighs next to nothing, it begs the question: how will that tiny body support a baby? But, in good news, she gets to share her 100 calories a day!

The possible DNA contributor is Joel Madden, ex-boyfriend of Hilary Duff (who last year called Nicole a skank, among other niceties). Joel is co-leader of the band Good Charlotte. Such a great boyfriend hookup on Nicole’s part promises lots of public fights, drug infested orgies and maybe even some tour dates!

Nicole’s had a great year, and a wedding and baby would only add to the excitement that comes with multiple DUI convictions, anorexia rumors, her best friend serving time, rehab stays and of course, The Simple Life Goes to Camp. Of course, she has to be hoping against hope that the little one keeps her from joining her BFF in jail. Two DUI’s in under 10 years qualifies the actress-mommy-anorexic for a 90 day stint right next to Paris!

Hasselhoff Wins Parental Custody, Urges Fans to See His Show and Read His Book

Category:David Hasselhoff -- On June 16th, 2007 at 12:50 AM

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In what can only be called a travesty of the LA justice system, a judge today awarded David Hasselhoff sole physical and custodial custody of his two teen daughters. Of course, the Hoff took the publicity opportunity following the trial to plug his show “America’s Got Talent” on NBC, and also his book “Don’t Hassle the Hoff.” Glad to see he’s happy about being able to parent the girls!

Apparently the judge in the case is a fan, and conveniently forgot the Hoff’s recent home video debut as a drunken rambler, taped by one of his own daughters. The tape, leaked late last year, featured the Hoff in a half-drunk stupor, complaining about the world in general, and his ex-wife in particular. One almost feels sorry for him!

However, the girls’ mother, Pamela Bach, didn’t present much of a custodial alternative, having tested positive for cocaine last year and blamed the test on hair extensions. In the course of the messy case, Hoff alleged that Bach was high at her daughter’s 16th birthday party, that she was obsessed with the family’s ex-nanny (according to Hoff), and that she broke into his residence on Fathers Day 2006.

Meanwhile, despite (or maybe because of) the buzz surrounding the divorce and custody battle, Hasslehoff’s talent show has taken off nicely on Tuesday nights, winning 11.8 million viewers.

So what’s the future hold for the Hoff’s? Well, you could always catch David at his next book signing, or, as he indicated following the trial, down at the local beach. Meanwhile Bach put on a brave face for the crowds and released a statement through her lawyer.

Want to call Lindsay Lohan’s Former Bodyguard? Here’s the phone number!

Category:Lindsay Lohan -- On June 15th, 2007 at 12:58 AM

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Apparently Lindsay is trying to get back at a former employee who is spreading her private info all over the media. In a Myspace believed to belong to LL, Lindsay posts a tirade against the former bodyguard and urges fans to “give him a piece of your mind”, along with his phone number.

Lohan also pleads with Lee, and later promises to sue him for his actions. She even goes so far as to post a screen capture of an email conversation with Lee, along with his own myspace page (appropriately titled “Bodyguard to the Stars”).

Lohan’s fans come out in full force to support her, rag on the bodyguard, and urge Lohan to “get better.”

Looks like Jennifer Aniston is ready to get on the celebrity mommy- train.

Category:Jennifer Aniston -- On June 13th, 2007 at 12:33 PM

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An OK Magazine leak reports that Jennifer Aniston has met with the same adoption agency as gal pal Sheryl Crow used for her recent adoption of baby boy Wyatt.
Interesting, considering that this is a domestic agency, meaning Jen’s not interested in some mini-United Nations family like ex-hub and rival Brangelina. The rumor is that Jen is looking for a son, but would be happy with either a boy or a girl.

Speculation on the news is heavy, though, as Jen told both Larry King and Vanity Fair that adoption was just not her thing. Perhaps the change of mind had a lot to do with buddy Sheryl?

After the Pitt-Anniston break-up, Jen was heavily criticized for not giving a little bundle of joy to Brad, and it was speculated that this was a huge part of the break up. Guess Jennifer just wanted that little bundle all to herself