Nicole Ritchie Refuses Alcohol- Hell Freezes Over!

Category:Nicole Richie -- On June 16th, 2007 at 11:28 PM

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Nicole Ritchie and newish beau Joel Madden cozied up Thursday night at a pool side bash for Yves St. Laurent and did something that made the tabloids check their pulse and mark their calendars: turned down alcoholic drinks! Not only that, but Nicole busted out a huge diamond rock and fed her future hubby lobster and lamb. He in turn kept her close by all night and whispered sweetly to her. Spies on the inside say that these questions ranged from “Are you doing ok?” to “How are you feeling?” Could these possible be the question of a doting father-to- be? And does the rock on her hand mean that a shotgun wedding is in the works? Only time will tell!

Pregnancy rumors have been circulating for a week now. Nicole was photographed showing a bit of tummy, but others wondered if this was just the distended belly of a starving girl. Of course, considering Nicole weighs next to nothing, it begs the question: how will that tiny body support a baby? But, in good news, she gets to share her 100 calories a day!

The possible DNA contributor is Joel Madden, ex-boyfriend of Hilary Duff (who last year called Nicole a skank, among other niceties). Joel is co-leader of the band Good Charlotte. Such a great boyfriend hookup on Nicole’s part promises lots of public fights, drug infested orgies and maybe even some tour dates!

Nicole’s had a great year, and a wedding and baby would only add to the excitement that comes with multiple DUI convictions, anorexia rumors, her best friend serving time, rehab stays and of course, The Simple Life Goes to Camp. Of course, she has to be hoping against hope that the little one keeps her from joining her BFF in jail. Two DUI’s in under 10 years qualifies the actress-mommy-anorexic for a 90 day stint right next to Paris!