Nicole Richie needs MORE? REALLY?

Category:Nicole Richie -- On June 13th, 2008 at 1:41 PM

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Jun,08

Oh, god, I thought the Simple Life was nothing but simple Torture, but apparently, we have not had enough of Nicole Richie OR Paris Hilton. But… let me focus on one half of this Dastardly Duo here.

The girlfriend of Benji Madden of Good Charlotte (the band) and a mother now from Joel Madden, who is… Benji’s twin brother (Figure that one out) has now decided that we need a SECOND Nicole Ritchie. She just released to EW Hollywood that she has been trying to pitch an idea that’s going to make her travel around the country and choose seven girls from around the country who will then be tested, poked, prodded and generally submitted to the reality TV evaluation process. One of these girls will then be like Nicole Richie and become famous for… doing nothing.

Yeah, I know, it is, in fact, as truly terrifying as it sounds. Not only is Paris Hilton in talks to get her own little slice of TV hell, but now, so is Richie.

I think I need a big drink. Or some Alka Seltzer. Maybe both?

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