Shhhhh. Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I’m Hunting Wappers

Category:Jay-Z -- On June 13th, 2008 at 1:31 PM

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Jun,08

No, not really. But, I find this hilarious. I mean, I know there’s such a thing as intellectual property, and there’s such a thing as creating a new technique, but the big rapper Jay-Z is getting SUED for one of the most RIDICULOUS things in the world I think you can get sued for. Rapping. At a whisper. Because, y’know, when I think of things I wanna sue someone for, WHISPERING is totally what I consider marketable. Bitch, please.

Mitchell Rose, apparently this freakin’ skilled “Whisper rapper” is claiming that Jay-Z got a CD from him that had some of this whisper rapping on it and now, Jay-Z was supposed to credit him and thereby pay his butt. Riiiight, because, y’know, that’s totally a honed technique. No, I’m sorry. That would be rapping. While whispering. Is this guy gonna try to hold classes on “Whisper-rapping” now?

Well, at the moment, Jay-Z is staying quiet about it, but I frankly don’t blame the guy. After looking at the suit, it looks like he could be giving this sucker $88 million if it doesn’t work out right. Yeesh.

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