Lohan Mayhem

Category:Lindsay Lohan -- On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:42 PM

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Oh, boy. So, talk about magazines wanting the scoop. It turns out that OK! Magazine is really freakin’ excited to find out whether or not the illegitimate sister of Lindsey Lohan is really that case. In fact, they’re so excited that they’re gonna PAY for the DNA testing! Oh, that’s nice! On top of it, Kristi Kaufmann, the mother of this girl, is apparently passing off pics of the kid to different magazines, even after saying that she wouldn’t! And then, on top of that, Michael Lohan told TMZ that Kaufmann apparently has some major “issues,” possibly with insurance fraud. Oh, dear. Sounds like yet another winner for the Lohan bunch. Go figure seems like Michael Lohan can really pick them, I mean let’s not forget about Lindsey’s mom, what a catch she is.

Now, what’s going to happen with the results? Well, in the event they’re negative and all is well in the Lohan-verse, the results are gonna get immediately released and we’ll know. On the other hand, positive results will mean a much more personal, face-to-face talk between Michael and his family. He wants to be able to talk to his daughters first before anyone publicly finds out, with good reason.
Let’s hope for the best, there, Lohans.

Wizards of Montana?

Category:Miley Cyrus -- On July 3rd, 2008 at 1:37 PM

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Sounds weird, but, no, really, stay with us, this will make sense at some point. No, Hannah Montana isn’t turning into the next Harry Potter student, and no, Miley Cyrus hasn’t gotten a spot on the next Charmed knock-off, it just looks like Miley has found herself with some absolute major, major competition as the new Disney poster girl.

Selena Gomez, the fifteen-year-old starlet from the Disney channel’s Harry Potter knock-off (Complete with extremely similar costuming and set) “Wizards of Waverly Place” has been tapped as the new face for Disney. Turns out that “Hannah Montana” seems to be losing her credibility (Gee, I wonder why, what with you posing like a Hugh Heffner covergirl, there, Miley) and so Disney’s gotta find someone to better represent. And who better for that than Selena, who’s vow of celibacy before marriage has set sparks everywhere now that kids have a good role model. So is this really the time when Miley will be set aside and Disney is going to bring in yet another role model. Don’t get me wrong but haven’t the last few been somewhat of a total screw up? The last one turned out into a pregnant teen. For me Disney needs to do a better selection on who it chooses to represent them to the younger audience. Don’t get me wrong I love Disney but do I want my kids watching it?

Hide from the Paparazzi! They won’t find Britney where it’s Quiet!

Category:Britney Spears -- On July 1st, 2008 at 12:34 PM

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Jul,08

So, just yesterday, court documents were released that have stated Britney Spears’s father was able to sell her Beverly Hills home, and so she’s out on the market for a new home. Here’s the really interesting thing, though. New documents recently obtained are suggesting that her reason for actually wanting to move out of her home and current neighborhood have everything to do with the paparazzi. As it stands, the paparazzi aren’t at all afraid to regularly patrol the neighborhood’s gates in search of Britney so they can snap pictures of her whenever the opportunity arises.

So, with good reason, Britney wants to be able to find a quieter and less busy neighborhood where it’ll be less populated and easier to live. The documents are also pretty adamant about the fact that Britney really wants to find a better home for her two sons with parks, a larger backyard and recreation areas. Aw, that’s cute. Please don’t forget that you will still have to figure out what’s going on with your little… career… thing… you have and try to be a little less self-destructive. You can’t break things and hang out with the kids all in the same afternoon.

And stop dying your hair so blonde. Please. Just leave it natural!

My Ma’s CRAZY! – Brooke

Category:Hulk Hogan -- On July 1st, 2008 at 12:28 PM

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Jul,08

So, Brooke Hogan is really having issues keeping her mouth shut lately when it comes to her family. First she drops the bomb about her mother dating the guy who is younger than HER, and now she’s decided that she needs to tell the world just how unhappy she is about it. In the newest issue of Life & Style, Brooke goes on about how she really doesn’t “agree with what’s going on in her life”, which is funny, since she’s talking about the dating younger men thing that seems to be a thorn in everyone’s side.

And conveniently, nobody asked her about Hulk and the lotion. Hm. She says that she’s trying desperately to have a bond with her mother, Linda, but, y’know, when you’re constantly bashing your own mother’s choices, that’s gonna make forming a bond when you’re THAT much older to be kind of tough. Also, she’s not happy about how messy she knows that the divorce is gonna be between her parents.

I really hate to say it, Brooke, but you’re not the first whose parents got divorced and you won’t be the last – you need to focus on you and stop focusing on your mother.