My Ma’s CRAZY! – Brooke

Category:Hulk Hogan -- On July 1st, 2008 at 12:28 PM

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Jul,08

So, Brooke Hogan is really having issues keeping her mouth shut lately when it comes to her family. First she drops the bomb about her mother dating the guy who is younger than HER, and now she’s decided that she needs to tell the world just how unhappy she is about it. In the newest issue of Life & Style, Brooke goes on about how she really doesn’t “agree with what’s going on in her life”, which is funny, since she’s talking about the dating younger men thing that seems to be a thorn in everyone’s side.

And conveniently, nobody asked her about Hulk and the lotion. Hm. She says that she’s trying desperately to have a bond with her mother, Linda, but, y’know, when you’re constantly bashing your own mother’s choices, that’s gonna make forming a bond when you’re THAT much older to be kind of tough. Also, she’s not happy about how messy she knows that the divorce is gonna be between her parents.

I really hate to say it, Brooke, but you’re not the first whose parents got divorced and you won’t be the last – you need to focus on you and stop focusing on your mother.

Butt It’s Just not Normal, Hulk!

Category:Angelina Jolie Hulk Hogan -- On June 26th, 2008 at 12:46 PM

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Jun,08

Okay, maybe it’s just me, but if my dad and my family were at the beach and I was sunbathing, y’know, and I had a body like Brooke Hogan, I’d go find myself a hot beach boy to go rub suntan lotion on my ass – not my DAD. That’s just a level of wrong that I didn’t think anyone was weird enough to cross, BUT, then again, this IS the Hogans we’re talking about, with Hulk dating a girl who is, guess what, young enough to be his daughter, and Linda is dating a guy who is just a year older than her own son!

But, here’s the thing. Brooke Hogan has just come out to say that she doesn’t have a clue why everyone finds it so freakin’ creepy that her dad is lotioning her up. She compared it to changing her freakin’ diaper when she was a baby, or that he was touching an old car! WHAT?

NO. THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE SAME THING, NOT CLOSE AT ALL!

Most fathers out there who see that their daughter has her ass hanging out simply tells her to go put on a pair of shorts, not offer to help! It’s just gross!

Is Linda Hogan losing it?

Category:Hulk Hogan -- On June 20th, 2008 at 9:14 PM

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Jun,08

Perhaps so. In November 2007, 49 year old Linda Hogan filed for divorce after 24 years of marriage to wrestling star, Hulk Hogan. Many speculated that a divorce would soon occur after seeing several feuding tidbits of the couple on the family’s reality television show Hogan Knows Best. Which to me, is crazy. If you know you and your spouse are having issues why in the world would you put it on national television for the entire world to see? Talk about airing your dirty laundry.

I remember watching the show and thinking how they just wouldn’t last, how it seemed as though this was just something that was headed for disaster. But now, not only did their relationship not last, and with the two separated, Linda’s exploring. Well…exploring other very, very young fish in the sea.

I know what you’re thinking, “she’s moving on already?” Oh yes. Not JUST moving on, but dating a 19 year old former classmate of both her son and daughter. This one is young enough that she should be changing his diapers instead of dating him. Brook Hogan, daughter of Linda Hogan stated, “It freaks me out that she’s with him. I totally don’t agree with it, and I definitely don’t like it.” So you thought Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were bad. Who knew? With the divorce, her son’s eighth month jail sentence which has now become a crazy mess, and now rocking the cradle, what a sorry attempt after the Hulk, Linda. Hmm… Can’t help but wonder what’s next. Looks like Linda is going to be getting more media play than the hulk, who no one seems to care about except to mention Linda is his ex. His limelight time is over and Linda’s is just beginning. Another day in the life of a Hogan.

Are you Trying to Seduce Me, Ms. Hogan?

Category:Hulk Hogan -- On June 12th, 2008 at 1:16 PM

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Jun,08

So, it looks like Hulk Hogan has now been traded in for a younger model, according to his daughter, Brooke Hogan. Linda Hogan, who had filed for divorce from Hulk in November of last year, is not just looking for a younger model, but, like… well… let’s just put it this way, he’s 19 and she’s 48. Do the math. That’s a 27 year difference. In fact, he’s not just younger than Linda, he’s a YEAR younger than Brooke, which means that what everyone’s been expecting is actually true.

Just on Tuesday night when Brooke was on “Yo on E!”, she finally let loose the bombshell that her mother was dating a kid. And when I say “kid,” I really do mean it. I mean, we’re talking, like, “You’re twice my age, ah, so let’s have a shag!” kind of thought. Gaaah, I’m shivering. I mean, everyone criticized Demi and Ashton, but, no offense, Ashton’s got years on this guy, okay?

Looks like Brooke’s weirded out and so am I, so we’ll how this develops and pans out.