And conveniently, nobody asked her about Hulk and the lotion. Hm. She says that she’s trying desperately to have a bond with her mother, Linda, but, y’know, when you’re constantly bashing your own mother’s choices, that’s gonna make forming a bond when you’re THAT much older to be kind of tough. Also, she’s not happy about how messy she knows that the divorce is gonna be between her parents.

I really hate to say it, Brooke, but you’re not the first whose parents got divorced and you won’t be the last – you need to focus on you and stop focusing on your mother.

But, here’s the thing. Brooke Hogan has just come out to say that she doesn’t have a clue why everyone finds it so freakin’ creepy that her dad is lotioning her up. She compared it to changing her freakin’ diaper when she was a baby, or that he was touching an old car! WHAT?

NO. THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE SAME THING, NOT CLOSE AT ALL!

Most fathers out there who see that their daughter has her ass hanging out simply tells her to go put on a pair of shorts, not offer to help! It’s just gross!

I remember watching the show and thinking how they just wouldn’t last, how it seemed as though this was just something that was headed for disaster. But now, not only did their relationship not last, and with the two separated, Linda’s exploring. Well…exploring other very, very young fish in the sea.

I know what you’re thinking, “she’s moving on already?” Oh yes. Not JUST moving on, but dating a 19 year old former classmate of both her son and daughter. This one is young enough that she should be changing his diapers instead of dating him. Brook Hogan, daughter of Linda Hogan stated, “It freaks me out that she’s with him. I totally don’t agree with it, and I definitely don’t like it.” So you thought Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were bad. Who knew? With the divorce, her son’s eighth month jail sentence which has now become a crazy mess, and now rocking the cradle, what a sorry attempt after the Hulk, Linda. Hmm… Can’t help but wonder what’s next. Looks like Linda is going to be getting more media play than the hulk, who no one seems to care about except to mention Linda is his ex. His limelight time is over and Linda’s is just beginning. Another day in the life of a Hogan.

Just on Tuesday night when Brooke was on “Yo on E!”, she finally let loose the bombshell that her mother was dating a kid. And when I say “kid,” I really do mean it. I mean, we’re talking, like, “You’re twice my age, ah, so let’s have a shag!” kind of thought. Gaaah, I’m shivering. I mean, everyone criticized Demi and Ashton, but, no offense, Ashton’s got years on this guy, okay?

Looks like Brooke’s weirded out and so am I, so we’ll how this develops and pans out.