Here’s the hilarious part, though. It didn’t take more than a few minutes before the Miami Beach Police, specifically, the Chief of Police, Mr. Carlos Noriega flat out stated that Shaq was in “good standing” with the police department and that they thought he was a very valuable asset to their organization.

So it seems that since he’s also serving as a reserve officer for Los Angeles Port Authority don’t really care either, because they didn’t tell us anything.

Either way, it’s kind of interesting that Shaq can get away with saying whatever the heck he wants, then not lose his badge, and then just Tuesday passed reporters while saying “I love you, Kobe!”

Ooookay. You have got, like, emotions like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. Seriously. We need to level you out or something because this gets a little weird sometimes.

Now, here’s what’s even scarier! One basketball player, laying into the other basketball player! Now, that’s exactly what happened just Sunday night when Shaquille O’Neal went to a NYC club and proceeded to snag the mic. He then just launch into a freestyle attack all against Kobe Bryant, who really hasn’t exactly been a buddy of his for quite some time now. He started in on just ripping Kobe apart for having lost in the playoffs, and then he suddenly dropped a bit of insult about how Kobe must have “ratted [Shaq] out” and therefore was responsible for the failure of his marriage.

Okay. No. I love Shaq, I do, just cuz… he’s Shaq. But, c’mon, man, lets talk personal responsibility. You are responsible for your own actions, and that means that you can’t blame Kobe for airing your dirty laundry. It’s still your own dirty laundry!

Then again, this probably has to do with the fact that when Kobe was on trial for rape back in 2003, he told the police that he should’ve just acted like Shaq and paid the chick who had sex with him not to say anything. OOPS.